ugly:

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

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proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

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komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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(via may-13th)

Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.

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buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(via distraction)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via distraction)